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UKArchive ID: 34861Weiner! by ChairmanWow
Originally published on May 18, 2015 in Humour    

A little ditty about...Weiner!



Carlos Danger
Cruising down the digital lane
Sex-ting out pics
Without a stitch
But it was really Weiner

Weiner! Weiner! Weiner!

All the on-line girls
Sing, "He's a needy little bitch"
Sext-ing out pics without a stitch

Weiner! Weiner! Weiner!

On the road to Gracie Mansion
But ran off in a ditch
Sext-ing out pics
Without a stitch
You're a needy little bitch

Weiner! Weiner! Weiner!

Huma Humiliation crooning
Lorretta Lynn before a thousand
Cameras, but every second thinking
"What the hell was he drinking?
Someone, please, god send
Me back to the Kingdom"

Weiner! Weiner! Weiner!

Ran off in a ditch
Sext-ing out pics
Without a stitch
You're a needy little bitch

Weiner! Weiner! Weiner!

(repeat--fade out)





© ChairmanWow (chairmanwow on OLD UKA)
UKArchive ID: 34861
Archived comments for Weiner!
Andrea on 18-05-2015
Weiner!
Hey, Chairman, great to see you back! How's life home on the range?

Like your little ditty, too 🙂

Author's Reply:
Hi Andrea, Still working for the Gila River Indian Community--got myself promoted so now have even less time for writing--getting ready to send the kid off to college. Busy busy busy. Some day it will slow down.

Andrea on 18-05-2015
Weiner!
Weiner!

🙂

Author's Reply:

stormwolf on 18-05-2015
Weiner!
Great to see you back Ralph. 😜
Congrats on the nib
Alison x

Author's Reply:
Thanks Alison. Hope all is well with you and yours.

deadpoet on 22-05-2015
Weiner!
Oh That Weiner- must be a bit sick. No excuse- I like your poem here- good way to say it.





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