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UKArchive ID: 10936THE POETRY MAN by chrisk
Originally published on March 4, 2005 in Poetry

This is my second attempt at writing poetry. Recent events forced my hands, honest.



THE POETRY MAN

C R Krishnan





His name should remain anonymous

You know, the writing name

When he gets up in the morning and farts

He puts the blame on his arse



Then he enters the bathroom

Looks at his face in the mirror

Sees an angry image of doom

And puts the blame on his creator!



Sitting in front of the computer

He gets into the writing site

Some one has more hits

And that upsets him to bits!
















© chrisk (chrisk on OLD UKA)
UKArchive ID: 10936
Archived comments for THE POETRY MAN
mynci on 2005-03-04 10:59:14
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you and sunken crack me up!!!!!
Nice one!!

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chrisk on 2005-03-04 11:03:23
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Natasha
Atleast I wrote my second poem. Glad it made u laugh.
Love
Chris

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thehaven on 2005-03-04 11:28:42
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You know who you mean we all know who you mean but he is too blind to see who we mean.

Brilliant.

Mike

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chrisk on 2005-03-04 11:34:06
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Mike
Thanks for the comments. I don't know who u r referring to Mike. Its all in my imagination, honest.
(nose starts getting longer!)
Chris

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Jen_Christabel on 2005-03-04 18:48:22
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LOL LOL - and even more LOL
Nice one!
JayCee

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Sunken on 2005-03-04 19:52:36
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Well I have no idea who everyone's going on about I'm sure. Where the hell is that munky....?

Nice 1 Chris (-:

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chrisk on 2005-03-05 08:59:52
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JayCee
Thank you. I am very pleased and flattered,lol!
Regards
Chrisk

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chrisk on 2005-03-05 09:02:04
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Sunken
Ya, I was asking the same question? I have no idea either!
Regards
Chrisk

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