UKArchive ID: 22043Synopsis of an Indian Movie by chrisk
Originally published on July 11, 2008 in Faction

Hi Guys and Dolls, I know its been a couple of years. This is based on an e mail sent to me by a friend in India. Any similarities to any living actor is intended!

                Synopsis of an Indian movie
                             C R Krishnan

Kundi Vijay has a brain tumour which, according to the
doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
Kundi is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes
through his ears taking away the tumour along with it and he is cured! Long
Live Kundi Vijay
Kundi is confronted with three gangsters. Kundi has a gun
but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife towards the middle of the gangsters, shoots the bullet towards the knife
The knife cuts the bullet into two pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster and the knife kills the middle one.
A gangster chases Kundi. Kundi has a revolver but no bullets in it.
Guess, what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
shoots, Kundi Vijay opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the
bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang...
the gangster dies...

The 'climax' finally arrives. Kundi Vijayan, our hero gets to know that
the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Kundi
can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our
heroes normally use. He has to desperately kill the villain because
it's the climax.
Kundi suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He
throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The
first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
In between all these scenes he meets a girl and sings and dances in the garden and hills. He goes boating horse riding, helicopter flying, jumping from a plane without a parachute and lands safely etc.,.

In the last scene he boards a spacecraft destined for Mars, the only Indian to do this to the great dismay of the Americans and the Russians.

© chrisk (chrisk on OLD UKA)
UKArchive ID: 22043
Archived comments for Synopsis of an Indian Movie
e-griff on 11-07-2008
Synopsis of an Indian Movie

typical day for me, buddy ... *preens*

Author's Reply:
Atleast you are safe. I am not sure whats gonna happen to me when I land in India in September.
If this actor finds out that I am talking about him, then I have had it!

sirat on 11-07-2008
Synopsis of an Indian Movie
A cinema of social realism like that is exactly what India needs.

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James bloody Bond does all these!

niece on 11-07-2008
Synopsis of an Indian Movie
Could imagine the scenes full with the background score and sounds of dishum-dishum...also liked the name of the hero...


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Its my brother in law's name and wife unhappy about it as 'Kundi' in Malayalam can also mean 'arsehole'. Coincidence?

Sunken on 12-07-2008
Synopsis of an Indian Movie
Lol. And don't tell me, not one hair on his head gets outta place during all of his adventures? A very entertaining piece of writing, Mr/Ms. Chrisk.


i know this pretty rave girl, 3 - pamela anderson, 0

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Thanks for ur kind comments sunken. But Mr /Ms ?!

delph_ambi on 12-07-2008
Synopsis of an Indian Movie
Haha! Nice one, Krish.

Author's Reply:
Hey, nice to see you. Many thanks for ur kind comments.

Sunken on 13-07-2008
Synopsis of an Indian Movie
Ahem. Oh, I just noticed that your avatar has a moustache. This surely makes you a Mr? Chris can, of course, be female (as in short for Christine). I do apologise Mr. Chris. You are the second person this week who I've sexually realigned. I must pay more attention.
Thank you.


shoot to kill, 1 - cup of tea, 4

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Doughnut on 15-07-2008
Synopsis of an Indian Movie
Yes, Indians are inspirational. I once had a University Dean, called G**h who, in the middle of a day's conference, insisted all the professors do star jumps. He stood on the table to demonstrate. Nice bit o' writin' Chris! Liked it. Doughnut.

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